Lightweight Kate Winslet
Our most versatile of English roses must accept that one role is beyond even her
The Old Vic under siege
The King’s favourite Shakespearean need hardly trouble himself with such dreary details
Hush, nepo baby
Such colourful champions of free speech should be treasured rather than ridiculed
No golden years
A tragedy in four words: Baby Boomer, still working
Lone danger
One certainly wouldn’t expect anything resembling loyalty from the wolves running “Theatreland”
Fat lot of use
One cannot approve of so lazy a gimmick as a fat suit in reality-obsessed 2024
Equal opportunities fleecing
This blinkered trade’s endless thwarting of talented homosexuals has gone on too long
Queen of Hearts
Perturbed to find Diana has a starring role in Celebrity Help! My House is Haunted
All small talk
Dwarf uprisings, Daleks and disreputable handymen
Going viral
From tumbles off the stage to the anxieties of age