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I feel like you’re being sabotaged by your inner saboteur

Are thrice weekly Downing Street briefings finally about to start giving us reasons to be cheerful?

The Kent Covid is moving the goalposts

Don’t say ‘Protect the NHS’ three times in front of a mirror

Imagine an Advent calendar with nothing behind the numbers, forever

Cancel the kitchen scraps for Hanbury and Serco

I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

You better not pout, I’m telling you why