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The Tories are their own worst enemies — Labour doesn’t come close

The Tories are in Narnia, but what’s in Labour’s wardrobe?

Introducing Kwasi Kwarteng, master of counter-intuitive thinking

I Vow To Thee My Story

The inefficient paid tribute to the dignified

But beware of disappointments

Sweet offerings in the rain

We may walk no more in paradise

Liz elected to thunderous (if belated) applause from the loyal party faithful

All good things come to an end; and Boris too