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Nad – the cooing culture dove from above

Nadine Dorries shows us she is the pacifist’s Oliver Dowden

Forgive me

Can Peppa Pig save Boris from the CBI?

Mish-firing on all cylinders

Boris seeks adulation from an emptying theatre

That was then, this is now

It’s a kindness of friends not to look at what we’re doing

Good COP, bad COP

Why would our friends even want to give us Covid?

Boris’s Tricky Dicky problem

When Carrie does it, that means it’s legal

Tall, smooth, and surprisingly affordable

This sort of thing never happened at Bloomberg

It’s a sad, sad situation

The bold standard

Who are friends to judge us?

It turns out the system was wrong, we now discover

Bezos’s sub-prime delivery

One is a billionaire with visions of conquering space — the other is Hugo Drax