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Rime of the ancient Tory mariner
The lesson of the Conservative conference? Keep your kids away from politics
Non-euclidean Toryism
The Conservative Party appears somewhat lost
Fabian fry-up
After last night’s disco, a very hungover conference is ready for a hearty plate of social democracy
Sausage to fortune
Vague promises might haunt Starmer more than an embarrassing gaffe
Rite of autumn
Labour is celebrating the harvest and definitely not sacrificing pensioners in the hopes that the gods grant us plenty in the coming fiscal year
One small step for Jenrick…
…one giant disappointment for Mel Stride
Action Tom
Can Tom Tugendhat MP resolve his vibes problem?
Black holes and revelations
Keir Starmer has detected a previously unknown budgetary singularity from whose gravity no tax cuts can escape
Podcasting while Britain burns
OK, OK, it’s all very deplorable, but Britain’s right wing bloggers still have to make a living
Mission: Possible
Captain Boring is here to moderately improve the nation