At least somebody’s having fun
Ed Davey grows more cheerful the sadder Rishi Sunak gets
D stands for disgrace
He’ll start the defeat from right here
Useful idiot
Rishi Sunak is the Labour Party’s strongest asset
45 seconds to midnight
Say what you will of nuclear war but at least, unlike this election, it’s mercifully brief
The Incredible Sulk
Nigel Farage is all about entertainment — not difficult questions
Bedazzling
Nigel Farage takes centre stage and everyone else is sidelined
Reboot camp
In the desperate hunt for stories, adaptations are now all-dominant
Organic snake oil salesmen
The Greens have an easy answer for any question (well, almost any question)
The name game
There’s a meeting of the world’s most important leaders, and Rishi has been invited along, too
Dad’s army
We’re all doomed