Don’t Cry for Me, Diego Garcia
A small island is in trouble, foreigners are probably up to no good, and the Tories are yomping to the rescue
Some picture-perfect restorations
What we were seeing looked as good as it would have at its premiere
The Tory beauty contest
The good, the bad, the ugly and the downright embarrassing
Look on our works, ye voters, and despair
Nothing beside remains except the colossal wreck of the Tory Party
Rime of the ancient Tory mariner
The lesson of the Conservative conference? Keep your kids away from politics
Non-euclidean Toryism
The Conservative Party appears somewhat lost
BoJo’s Life of Johnson
Exclusive extracts of perhaps the best autobiography by a former Conservative prime minister called Boris
Fabian fry-up
After last night’s disco, a very hungover conference is ready for a hearty plate of social democracy
Hot desking
We, the special advisers of the Labour Party, seek justice!
Sausage to fortune
Vague promises might haunt Starmer more than an embarrassing gaffe
