Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Keir Starmer takes a vow of public service and perpetual dogmatic silence

A new dawn has broken, even if the sky is grey

Is he the Tory messiah, or just a very naughty boy?

The Labour battle bus rolls into bucolic England

We’re not scared — but Conservative MPs should be

Nigel Farage bares his soul, but not before he buries his enemies

Who won? Certainly not the country

Exceptional good fortune met common mediocrity