Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

Why would our friends even want to give us Covid?

When Carrie does it, that means it’s legal

This sort of thing never happened at Bloomberg

It turns out the system was wrong, we now discover

One is a billionaire with visions of conquering space — the other is Hugo Drax

Boris’s Bond bombshell fails to detonate

If we leaked the entire budget to the opposition, we might get better government

Bozzo’s team meets a nice girl called Greta, and spends ages over something called a tweet

The Sun-Chancellor is having his cake, and hating himself for eating it