Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye

You better not pout, I’m telling you why

The press suffering was not the only point

It’s Christmas come early for Critic readers

Brexit Academy: Assignment Miami Beach

You can’t have a Whitehall farce if you close the Whitehall Theatre

It will raise the whole tone of the pandemic

Anything more and they’d expect too much