Portcullis

45 seconds to midnight

Say what you will of nuclear war but at least, unlike this election, it’s mercifully brief

Organic snake oil salesmen

The Greens have an easy answer for any question (well, almost any question)

Dad’s army

We’re all doomed

Yacht club populism

No small boats for Nigel Farage — he prefers the big ones

28 hours later

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has been infected with the deadly Rage Virus

Please look after this bear

A bedraggled Rishi Sunak chases the pity vote

PMQs of the Apes

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

Sunak of many colours

He has become all things to all people, that he might save some seats

The spy who came in from the coast

Defector Natalie Elphicke leaves the Circus to join the pinkos

A stern telling-off

Rachel Reeves has had enough of these misbehaving Tories