The main characters have their character arcs amusingly inverted

Starmer channels his Mr Darcy

Rob Hutton watches telly so you don’t have to

Will reason finally bring Boris down to earth where gravity has failed?

Eternal recurrence on a three-line whip

If you had to resign over the Downing Street party, you weren’t there

Going viral with Allegra

It was Schrödinger’s party: it happened, except it didn’t

Is party time over for the convivial Tories?

Maggie Throup sticks her head above the parapet alone