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Straighten tie, look to camera, the guys are here? Don’t smile, furrow brow, go

Jeremy Corbyn sails into deep water with the EHRC

Calm, Zen, Relaxed, Unfussed, Unagitated, Boris, Flip, Cripes, Oo-er

Neither Starmer nor Johnson know if local lockdowns are any more effective than national lockdowns. But both have dug-in to their positions.

Madchester? Sadchester? No, Gladchester, thought Boris

What if the real Brexit drama was … over a long time ago?

The instruments of darkness tell us truths

Starmer’s first order is last orders for pubs

BREAKING: strawman wins

They’d have clapped, it would have been the best clapping