Satire

Procrastinator extraordinaire

Critics have been trying to twist their leaders’ words to resemble what they actually said

Some political truths on which we can all agree

Farage: I’m not worried

The tide is turning against these slobbering beasts

Beware: prime ministerial jokes ahead

Brexit triumphalists can’t understand how other people living in the UK in 2026 do not share their enthusiasm

The prime minister has a lot to say — but does any of it actually matter?

Shiny old lies remain the very bedrock of our trade