Satire
Tough on the causes of non-crime
A warm welcome back to non-crime hate incidents
Prom-lematic
Landlords, Lammy, “Land of Hope and Glory” and other questionable phenomena
Gifted children
How does one wrap a bank transfer?
Lock her up
And, simultaneously, let him go
Degrees of scepticism
Overseas students never came to Britain so they could bring their children, it’s a coincidence
Cecilia Featherstonehaugh
Posh publisher
Sheikhs on a train
Patronising foreign people, and other progressive trends
Rejoice, the war is over!
Remember when Keir Starmer took the knee for BLM to demonstrate his opposition to the culture war?
Sue Gray’s inbox
As hacked by Robert Hutton
Yachts wrong with the world
Donald Trump, whiteness, superyachts and other evils