I’m shocked, shocked to find that lobbying is going on in here! adds Boris

Johnson doesn’t take responsibility for his own actions, so why should anyone else in the government?

They came to praise the world consort

In his most demanding role yet, Boris is wrestling with “complicated ethical and practical issues”

Turn again, Detective Inspector Hathaway

The prime minister always says “come on, let’s go” – jist when he orta say nix!

There is nothing semi-skimmed about Sir Charles Walker

Answers are the hardest words to say

If you didn’t want the bus to crash, why did you get on?

See Lee out back about the merch, there’s grenade keyrings and everything