Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

All cynics need the chewing gum of romance

Meanwhile in the Caino Chief of Staff timeline …

Gove? Mitchell Gove? Sorry, Michael? No, never heard of him, why?

With a Johnson lockdown easing, terms & conditions apply

What happens if an imaginary grenade doesn’t explode?

Abysmal media incompetence but something deeper is at work

A mild-mannered magazine editor fights for truth, justice and decent wallpaper

Bozzo has a new food for me: little bits of paper with numbers on

Penny Mordaunt treats us to her motte and bailey defence

Always fighting all the evil forces bringing peace and justice to all