Robert Hutton

Robert Hutton is The Critic's parliamentary sketchwriter, and the author of Agent Jack: The True Story of MI5's Secret Nazi Hunter, Romps, Tots & Boffins, and, Would They Lie To You? He tweets at @RobDotHutton

It will raise the whole tone of the pandemic

Anything more and they’d expect too much

It appears Kier’s tiers’ fears draw near

Five letters send a chill down the spine of your friends: BORIS

Nurturing the flame of the candle of hope

In the future, everyone will be a WAG admin for 15 groups

The brightest and the best and the Matt and the Dido