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The blame game
Some terrible villain has made the Conservative Party unpopular. But who could it be?
Embracing the quiet life
Keir Starmer takes a vow of public service and perpetual dogmatic silence
Boris comes down from the mountain
Is he the Tory messiah, or just a very naughty boy?
Are you there God? It’s me, Farage
Nigel Farage bares his soul, but not before he buries his enemies
Policies Galore!
Scotland has social democratic goodies under the floorboards, so long as the wicked English excise men don’t spoil everything.
Latte populism
Nigel Farage wanders over to the wrong side of the tracks, clutching his coffee
Off to the races
The slow motion car crash continues
D stands for disgrace
He’ll start the defeat from right here
Useful idiot
Rishi Sunak is the Labour Party’s strongest asset
45 seconds to midnight
Say what you will of nuclear war but at least, unlike this election, it’s mercifully brief