Scullionbait
Fisherpeople
Tears over Jordan Peterson’s book, The Sun goes woke and the BBC’s “fisherpeople”
The National Trussed
The National Trust fails to re-educate its members, and a children’s home lectures us on white privilege
Ref!
FA chairman cancelled, Anne Hathaway’s non-PC portrayal, and a dinosaur politician survives cancellation
Expelliarmus!
Harry Potter is cancelled, Sainsbury’s cancel their shoppers, Taxpayers fund Stonewall, and packing the (UK) Supreme Court
NHS Pronoun Police
Pronouns day, Unknown soldier wasn’t black, tampons go woke and the BBC is hijacked by impartiality rules
Spellcheckers go woke
Countryside is racist, McDonalds transvestites, taking the knee rebels and Nazis can’t be attractive
Yelp if you’re woke
Yelp label businesses accused of racism, the MOD goes woke and restaurant apologises for mocking Xi
Channel 4 turn off IT Crowd
Laurence Fox’s woke intervention, Glasgow football honour US liberal and Essex spray a Muslim with champagne
Wokeminster
Tories reject unconscious bias training, BBC show critical race lecture, and Colston falls (again)
Break a leg
Woke Oscars tries to cripple the film industry, Stonewall capture the police and the Scottish enlightenment is cancelled