Table Talk
#couplegoal — orientated
Claudia Savage-Gore drags woke Will back to therapy
Man with the van
Thomas Woodham-Smith on the trade’s true mavericks
Do the right thing
Shoots must be places of buzzing biodiversity
Miserable minimalism
Lisa Hilton says a prime spot near the kitchen is no compensation for a bewilderingly bad evening
A word to the wise
The plants are listening, says Hephzibah Anderson
Cooking the books
Few writers do justice to food, but the exceptions are glorious, says Felipe Fernández-Armesto
Time for Coco
Hannah Betts pays homage to the ever-chic Chanel
The dram team
Glenturret is a single malt of rare quality and maturity and with the hue of polished mahogany
Eat, pray, hate
Claudia Savage-Gore threatens to call the divorce lawyers
Shots with everything
Lisa Hilton tries indigestible mac ’n’ cheese at a venue that should have gone the way of the tzars