James Bond
Light my fire
A perfect spy requires a spark for his cigarette
Blowing with the wind
This humble character actor pledges unwavering allegiance to whatever comes next
Not a relaunch
Is that a PLAN FOR CHANGE in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Spilling the beans on the great spymasters
Fantasy is an essential part of what we are pleased to call reality
Rogues’ Gallery
Now that the BBC has a taste for turning its own scandals into prime time ratings, I’ve wasted no time pitching similarly eye-catching ideas
Licence to Chill
Boris’s Bond bombshell fails to detonate
Goodnight, Mr Bond
It’s time to let the man who saved the world, and the cinema, rest in peace.
007’s licence to thrill is renewed
‘No Time to Die’ suggests that Daniel Craig’s James Bond will be a hard act to follow
Double-oh dear
How can Keir Starmer want a female James Bond when he can’t even define what a woman is?
