Table Talk

I regret choosing a llama-friendly school for Hector

Just meekly approaching Google Classroom burnout …

Hanging my head with pride

There is immense beauty in deer in the field, venison on the plate, and deer heads on the wall

Fabulous in fur

My vegetarianism issues from the same source as my pelt wearing

The art market is not dying, it’s changing

Weakness at the top need not trickle down to the rest

A rustic restaurant where food trumps hideous decor

Chalet Nuah is not a place for the fat-fearing

Tripe is worth all the laborious preparation

The sagging, slumberous bed of tripe-meat just needs awakening

On safari

How was your summer? Listen to mine, and weep

The lost world, and lives, of the countryside

Through losing ground and regulation of wildfowl, their world will change

My beef with football burgers

From ersatz meat we are turning to ersatz ersatz meat

Signs for a revival in London’s art market

This year’s Frieze may mark a return to buying art for pleasure and quality